Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenChiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S6, EP24 "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
S7, EP1 "818-jklpuzo"Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
S7, EP2 "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
S7, EP3 "Mmm, Fish. Yum"Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
S7, EP4 "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
S4, EP13 "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
S9, EP3 "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
S9, EP4 "Nine Magic Fingers"Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
S7, EP5 "For the Sake of the Child"After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
S7, EP6 "Give Me Your Thumb"Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
S7, EP7 "Untainted by Filth"Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
S7, EP8 "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
S7, EP9 "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
S7, EP10 "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
S4, EP14 "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
S9, EP5 "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
S9, EP6 "The Squat and the Hover"Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
S7, EP12 "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
S7, EP13 "Yay, No Polyps!"Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
S7, EP14 "Crude and Uncalled For"A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
S7, EP15 "Aye, Aye, Captain"Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.
S7, EP16 "Tinkle Like a Princess"After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.
S7, EP17 "I Found Your Mustache"Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
S4, EP15 "My Damn Stalker"Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
S9, EP7 "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
S9, EP8 "Thank You for the Intercourse"Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
S7, EP18 "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
S7, EP19 "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
S7, EP20 "I Called Him Magoo"Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."
S7, EP21 "Gumby With a Pokey"While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
S7, EP22 "This Is Not Gonna End Well"After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
S8, EP1 "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
S4, EP16 "Young People Have Phlegm Too"A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
S1, EP15 "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
S1, EP16 "That Was Saliva, Alan"Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Rerun Air Date: April 27, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S2, EP18 "It Was Mame, Mom"When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
S2, EP19 "A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise"Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
S2, EP20 "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
S2, EP21 "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
S2, EP22 "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
S2, EP23 "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
S9, EP9 "Frodo's Headshots"After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
S9, EP10 "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
S8, EP2 "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
S8, EP3 "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
S8, EP4 "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
S8, EP5 "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
S8, EP6 "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
S8, EP7 "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
S4, EP17 "I Merely Slept With a Commie"Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
S9, EP11 "What a Lovely Landing Strip"Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
S9, EP12 "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
S8, EP8 "Springtime on a Stick"Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
S8, EP9 "A Good Time in Central Africa"Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
S8, EP10 "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
S8, EP11 "Dead From the Waist Down"Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
S8, EP12 "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
S8, EP13 "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
S4, EP18 "It Never Rains in Hooterville"After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
S9, EP13 "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
S9, EP14 "A Possum on Chemo"Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
S8, EP14 "Looking' for Japanese Subs"Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
S8, EP15 "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
S8, EP16 "That Darn Priest"Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
S1, EP1 "Pilot"Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
S1, EP2 "Big Flappy Bastards"Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
S1, EP3 "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
S4, EP19 "Smooth as a Ken Doll"Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
S9, EP15 "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
S9, EP16 "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
S1, EP4 "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
S1, EP5 "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
S1, EP6 "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
S1, EP7 "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
S1, EP8 "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
S1, EP9 "Phase One, Complete"Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
S4, EP20 "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
S9, EP17 "Not in My Mouth!"A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
S9, EP18 "The War Against Gingivitis"Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
S1, EP11 "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
S1, EP14 "I Can't Afford Hyenas"Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
S4, EP21 "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
S1, EP17 "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Rerun Air Date: May 4, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: May 6, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S4, EP22 "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Rerun Air Date: April 20, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S2, EP12 "A Lungful of Alan"Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
S2, EP13 "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
S2, EP14 "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
S2, EP15 "Smell the Umbrella Stand"Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
S2, EP16 "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
S2, EP17 "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
S12, EP16 "Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two"Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
S12, EP15 "Of Course He's Dead -- Part One"Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
S9, EP2 "People Who Love Peepholes"Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
S9, EP1 "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
S6, EP23 "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
S6, EP22 "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
S6, EP21 "Above Exalted Cyclops"Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
S6, EP20 "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
S6, EP19 "The Two Finger Rule"Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
S6, EP18 "My Son's Enormous Head"Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
S6, EP17 "The Ocu or the Pado?"When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
S6, EP16 "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
S4, EP12 "Castrating Sheep in Montana"Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
S4, EP10 "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
S4, EP9 "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
S1, EP13 "Sarah Like Puny Alan"Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
S1, EP12 "Camel Filters and Pheremones"The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Original Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
Playback: HD
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